By Paul Yeager, author of Literally, the Best Language Book Ever
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. We apparently have a new word, candwich. The new word is for a new product: a sandwich in a can.
You know me–I’m not in favor of just making up new words when our old standards will work fine, but hey, if we’ve decided hat it’s finally time to can a sandwich, then we may as well call it something. Candwich is a silly enough name for a silly product.
One of the reasons that this new product could be created (although I’m not sure how different it is from a sandwich wrapped in plastic) is the development of a bread that can stay fresh inside of a can for a year.
Year-old bread…I gotta get me some candwiches.