We Harvest Tomatoes; We Kill Animals

I recently heard a radio news interview discussing bear hunting season in Pennsylvania, and the announcer stated that “x number of bear are expected to be harvested.”

Harvested?Are you kidding me?

We harvest tomatoes; we kill bears.

I am not giving any opinion about whether we should–or should not–have a bear hunting season in Pennsylvania. I don’t know enough about the topic to make any case for it.

I know enough about language, however, to know that those who are talking about bear hunting season in terms of harvesting bears are trying to soften the facts that humans kill bears. If you’re man (or woman) enough to go out in the woods and kill a bear, then admit that’s what you’re doing. You’re tracking down innocent animals with the intention of killing them.

The majority of people who hunt do so for sport, not because they need food or because they want to help control the bear population. They do it simply because they like the idea of going out in the woods and killing living creatures.

What I find ironic is that we’re killing these animals in a premeditated and planned fashion and trying to label it as something innocent; however, plenty of shows on television talking about animal attacks on humans (including bears, elephants, and sharks) are portrayed as a deliberate attacks:  “Are sharks targeting human beings?,” “Are we becoming food for bears?,” “Are elephants retaliating against us?”

Yeah, animals are out to get us, but we’re merely harvesting them.

Wait, I guess I do have an opinion.

–Paul

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A Chicken in Every Pot, and Weather Whys in Every Bathroom

As regular readers of the blog are undoubtedly aware by now, my weather book, Weather Whys: Facts, Myths, and Oddities, will be in book stores in just a couple of days (March 2, to be exact).

One of the advance-sale copies was reviewed by EMagazine.com. The review is about 2/3 of the way down the page.

The reviewer was very kind and mentioned that the book is a candidate for bathroom book of the year, which I guess means that if you have 2 1/2 bathrooms in the house, you need to buy 2 1/2 copies!

–Paul

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More Annoying Work Phrases

Work is such an outstanding source of annoying phrases that the topic warranted its own chapter in my book (Literally, The Best Language Book Ever) and, perhaps more impressive, generates 2.7 million results for a yahoo search.

An article on CNN highlighted the 10 worst phrases to use at the office, broken into three categories: gross factor, cliche factor, and redundancy factor, with the most overused term in business, urgent.

Take a look to see how many you’ve used at work in the past month.

–Paul

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Useless Phrases

I just realized something. Writing articles and blog entries about annoying words and phrases has become so popular that they (lists of annoying words and phrases) could fill a book–not the annoying words or phrases, but the lists themselves!

One recent asylum.com list highlighted Annoying Phrases That Serve No Purpose. It included four that I included in Literally, the Best Language Book EverIt is what is, at the end of the day, going forward, and It’s all good.

It also includes one from the Dimsissive Hall of Fame: Everything happens for a reason. Seriously, if you ever want someone to know that you don’t care about his concern, tell him that his problem happened for a reason–but don’t tell him what the reason might be. It not only doesn’t address his concern in any direct way, and it makes it clear that it’s not your concern.

–Paul

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Language Game

Can you name the most commonly used words in English?

Clicking on the link above will take you to a sporcle.com page that contains a word game that tests your knowledge of common English words.

Good luck.

–Paul

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What a Waste

While reading an Internet article on politics, I reluctantly ventured into the comments section. Have you ever noticed that many of the commenters can’t spell?

This time, it was waist versus waste. The comment writer advised others not to waist their time.

Waist is a noun denoting the most narrow part of the torso. In Don’t waste your time, waste is a verb denoting doing something that doesn’t give you enough in return to make it worthy of doing. Don’t waist your time has no meaning.

Sherry

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More Connected Than Ever Before

We love to say that “we’re so connected” or that “we’re more connected than ever before,” but are we really more connected or simply more distracted?

I think the answer is clear.

Conferences

Attendees, who’ve paid for the privilege of attending a conference session, check e-mail, text on phones, check Facebook, and post twitter messages while not paying attention to the person speaking.

Working on a Project

People on deadline for an important project “work” while listening to music on the computer and responding to trivial cell phone calls, IM messages, and Facebook notifications instead of focusing on the project at hand.

Socializing

People interrupt lunches or dinners with friends or family members–the people who they just claimed were the most important thing during a not-so-distant holiday-induced sugar coma–to answer a non-urgent cell phone call rather than allowing the call to go voice mail. These are the same people who talk on the phone while using the restroom, by the way.

Driving

Don’t even get me started about people who talk on the cell phone, or heaven forbid, text on a cell phone while driving. Distracted driving is a crime and danger to society–and if you were just a threat to yourself, I wouldn’t mind so much. But, you’re a threat to me!

–Paul

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Annoying New Word–Intexticated

New products and new technologies often need new words to describe them, but new technology can also be used as an excuse to create a new word when one is not needed. Intexticated is one such example, which, incredibly, was considered by Oxford as a potential word of the year.

Intexticated means being distracted by texting on a cell phone while driving a vehicle. Being distracted while driving is nothing new; in fact, distracted driving is the number one killer of American teenagers.

It should be referred to in terms that paint a more accurate picture, such as misdemeanor or vehicular homicide–depending on the result of the distraction.

Making a cute, little name for it does nothing to raise awareness of the dangers of distracted driving; if anything, it makes it seem less serious and less dangerous.

–Paul

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The Future is Still Not Now

I’ve written about this problem before, but it’s so pervasive that it bears repeating.

While watching the NFL pre-game show in the morning, the question was posed Who wins the game tonight? I’ve also heard on other game days Who has a better game today?, as well as Who gets the win this afternoon?

In each case, the speaker used the present tense to describe a single event that will occur in the future. This seems to be a highly popular trend, especially among broadcasters of all types—-and when I say all types, I mean weather and sports. As I mentioned the last time that I wrote about this, there’s a purpose in crafting sentences this way: Some people believe that speaking in the simple present tense makes the dialogue seem more potent and immediate.

To describe situations that have not happened yet, use the future tense. Who will win the  game tonight? Who will have a better game today? Who will get the win this afternoon?

In all three cases, the answer turned out to be the same: not the Jets.

Sherry

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Bad Economy–Bad New Words

Whenever I see newly created words, I often think of Sherry’s recently invented word, funfaithful, because her contrived word is at least as good as these new economy words, which were discussed recently on the Oxford University Press USA blog:

Funemployed

Funemployed means “taking advantage of one’s newly unemployed status to have fun or pursue other interests.”

Yeah, I’m sure that fun is a popular sentiment among the millions of people who have lost their jobs in the past couple of years–talk about being out of touch.

Zombie Bank

A zombie bank is “a financial institution whose liabilities are greater than its assets, but which continues to operate because of government support.”

Zombie bank–is that a joke? Seriously, that makes funfaithful seem brilliant.

Freemium

Freemium is “a business model in which some basic services are provided for free, with the aim of enticing users to pay for additional premium features or content.”

This is not a new concept. It’s not a highly effective business model, but it’s not new–or deserving of a new word. Today’s Internet consumer expects content to be free; any type of premium content is generally ignored.

–Paul

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